Denglish

The “I hate you very welcome” list

• A test coordinator told a new member of his team the following:
  “I am a tester in heart and kidneys”
• A phrase I recently heard about an application I helped develop was:
  “It works not”.
• About the introduction of a new team member:
  “a new teammember will enforce the IT Projectteam.”
• Someone trying to explain what he ment:
  “yes, I was meaning the source control system.”
  
• ?:
  “The present not is vaguely and has a source of complaints.”
  
• ….more to come…..